All the times that I have been dumped have been pretty dull, that really speaks to the personality of the dumper I suppose... but they have mostly been a wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am-type of break-up... a letter left at my desk, one guy just vanished and the most recent; an email. So considerate. So grown-up.
Yahoo has done a survey on breaking up and tis the season. According to Yahoo after Christmas and before Valentines Day is Break-Up season.
Don't say, let's just be friends. Or, I need to find myself, or the George Costanza line; It's not you it's me. Don't just disappear as though you never existed. If you want to end it, end it - in person and here's a thought, be nice. This is a person you once upon a time loved.
According to Yahoo:
• Monday is the best day to call it quits, with Sunday coming in second.
• Sending a breakup e-mail to someones work account is the worst way to cut loose.
• The top two reasons for breaking up are no shared view for the future and feeling unfulfilled.
You will be hated and deemed the enemy no matter what so grow a pair already and do it right.