Monday, February 26, 2007

Getting down and dirty... with the lord...

With sermon titles like this attendance will skyrocket:

“The Greatest Sex You’ll Ever Have.”
"The Bedroom: Battleground or Playground”
“Porn: What's the Big Deal?”

Damn... that last one really made me laugh.

Sex wasn't invented in a dark alley behind a porn shop," Kade said in a statement dated Feb. 20. "It's part of God's design and the Bible is very open and frank about sexual matters. No matter what your situation may be, we are looking to give straight answers and practical advice that can be used in our everyday lives."
The church looks to tackle issues that couples and families find difficult to address.
“It seems that many people bottle up the sex conversation, which can often lead to bigger problems down the road,” Kade said.
But the way he's promoting this sex series is through a controversial 45-second video on the church's Web site, http://www.epicwired.com/.

The church's Web site also states that a goal of the church is to no longer include “long boring sermons filled with terminology you don’t understand, [but] just messages that relate to real issues in your life!”

The video includes two pairs of feet poking out of the covers, empty shoes laying next to clothing, motel signs and phrases like, “Is your sex life a bore? A chore? Feeling like you want more?”

Priceless.

1 comment:

Violence Worker said...

Hmmmm...Sounds like Jimmy Swaggart and Jimmy Bakker would be interested in joining this one!

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