We've all done stupid shit while drunk... damn I could tell some good stories but... I won't. At least not during working hours.
This guy though.... damn. Talk about a crazy drunk. He spend some time drinking with friends and went back to his hotel. When his elevator doors opened he took off at a full sprint and ran into and THROUGH a double-paned window and plunged a whopping 16 stories. He said he was confused by the reflection in the window? He must have been really gone - even if it was a mirror and not a window why run as fast as you can into a wall?
He was saved when he landed on an asphalt-covered overhang one floor above the street. He ended up with two collapsed lungs and torn trachea and a broken leg. Luckily for him he does not remember his fall.
Guy... don't drink anymore.